Beer Goggles Sunglasses
by Pipedream Products,inc.
Wear these magic beer goggles and awesome things will happen! Beer bellies become washboard abs. Toothless old hags become supermodels. People go from bow to wow instantly. Grab the first person you see and tell them you want to marry them and make love all night! do not worry, it is only the Beer Goggles talkin' though...they make everyone a perfect 10!