Virgin Mary Sex Doll

The Pope

The Virgin Mary doll is great but you need to come out with some alter boy dolls. I like their soft mouths and tight little butts.

Doug

You should be ashamed of yourselves for selling this. A Virgin Mary sex doll is sacrilegious and you are going to hell for it.

Bob

I love Mary, and now I can make love to Mary

Jesus Christ

I love her ! She is soooo wet !

Tiger

So wrong, but it feels so right!

Liborio

This is great, but i wanted to know if you have the rest of the dolls! Im interested in making more original a Nativity scene for my kids this christmas!

RM

What an ugly face! didn't even got me a boner. My ideal vm doll is someone with an angelic, immaculate and charming image like belldandy for me to buy it. But this doll isn't even worth the price. This is so unlike the vm I made love to in My dreams whenever I read the Canticles! So therefore like one feedback reads here: you people ought to be ashamed of yourselves!!!

Joseph

Mary invented a religion after she cheated on me. Now I can get some from her whenever I want without upsetting our son Jesus.

Samuel

I am displeased with my purchase! I was promised a virgin, which this doll was anything but.

The Pope

I have found enlightenment thanks to this Virgin Mary Sex Doll. Now that I have been using this doll the alter boys have been very upset that I do not spend enough time with them. Hopefully they will find a new "mentor" so I can have some more quality time with Mary. Hail Mary!

Father Long Dong

Mine was pregnant when I got it & I think baby jesus might be giving me a tug. My only problem is that the real VM was black, had an unbelievably hairy-stank bush & looked much sluttier.

Satan

Hail Mary and fuck u Jesus for now you'll watch me make love to your mother!

Charlie the dancer

This is fucking hilarious. Wish they would have come out with the real doll version. A plastic blow up Mary just isn't cool enough.

Joseph

Finally, I can take her vitginity!

Nismo

I can't believe Mary goes ass to mouth, I certainly made her a bit more holy.....if you know what I mean!

GLORY BE TO GOD

SHAME ON YOU BLASPHEMERS - HORRIBLE BLASPHEMY - BLASPHEMY OF BLASPHEMIES. Where are the christians - how can any christian allow such BLASPHEMY? BLASPHEMY IS AGAINST THE LAW and all blasphemers shall be punished. GOD DESTROY THESE SATANTIC BLASPHEMERS - they are not worth living. DESTROY THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. GOD MAY DESTROY YOU CRIMINALS!

MAXIMOS

STOP YOUR HORRIBLE BLASPHEMY. SHAME ON YOU BLASPHEMERS - SHAME ON YOU GOD HATERS - SHAME ON YOU ENEMY OF CHRIST - SHAME ON YOU CRIMINALS - SHAME ON YOU FILTHY PIGS GOD MAY DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES - YOUR PARENTS MAY SUFFER HORRIBLE AND YOUR KIDS and the KIDS OF YOUR KIDS FOR YOUR HORRIBLE BLASPHEMIES AGAINST THE MOST HOLY MOTHER OF GOD GLORY BE TO GOD It's always nice to see a christian display their christian values. Glory be to cap lock. - Editor

One of the Wise dudes

I have a question for Blasphemy screaming bible thumpers: Why are you even on a site like this anyway? And why is it that the finest "Christians" are the first ones wishing horrible death upon those that they disagree with. Y'all just need to get some pussy and chill out.

Sinjin88

Who would fuck a christian?

hahahahha

this is so funny

Kanye West

I've had fantasies of incest since puberty, I don't really know why.

OP

Needs more cock.

Muhameed

This was not what I was expecting

holy fags

weren't there a fuckable jesus doll too?

Yahweh

Aw man! I tore that hymen to shreds!! Kiss my ass Joseph

Jizzmaster Zero

That's a lot of money for a single-use doll. After the first use she's no longer the VIRGIN Mary no matter how well you wash her out.

Cherry Popin' Daddy

Could you supply a replaceable hymen kit for this doll? That way we could have the blessed VIRGIN experience multiple times. Or loan her to our friends after a minor repair and a good douche.

BLASHPEMING BLASPHEMER

Christians are going extinct in Iraq but you are flipping out over this shit?

POON DESTROYER

not sure why it didn't bleed? I thought virgins bled the first time. FALSE ADVERTISING DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY THERE WILL BE NO BLOOD

Jesus

OMG MOOOOOOOOOOM I'M SO EMBARRASSED!!!!!

Joseph's Brother

when it tells you she has a "life-like vibrating pussy", it fails to tell you that she's given birth and you could park a Buick in it. Nevermind, that tight ass more than makes up for it.

Virgin Mary

Now I can finally fuck myself and let this doll get pregnant, so I won't get all those annoying events! THANK YOU

Melchior

Went after Balthazar and Casper. best wise kings

Greek Rebel

Now Christians all of you can make sex to your Goddess... Lucky boys...

Tim

I need this