Satisfyer Planet Wand-er Black

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  • Color: Black, as classy as a little black dress
  • Perfect for full-body massage: Your personal masseuse on call
  • Material: Super-soft silicone, hugs your skin like a kitten
  • Waterproof: IPX7 finish, take it on aquatic adventures
  • Guarantee: 15 years, just like a fine wine, it gets better
  • Size: Impressive XXL, more surface area for more pleasure
  • Vibrations: 60 combinations, a personal symphony
  • Whisper mode: It’s our little secret
  • Battery: Rechargeable Li-ion, with Magnetic USB charging cable
  • Cleaning: Easy as pie, yet far more satisfying

Description

Meet the Satisfyer Planet Wand-er Black, a massager that's so much more than your regular therapeutic gadget. Think of it as a James Bond of pleasure gadgets; elegant, black, and equipped with all kinds of clever tricks. You know the feeling. Long day, sore shoulders, and all you want is a massage. Well, this isn't just any massage tool; it's like having a personal spa in the palm of your hand. The full-body massage function works like a diligent butler, tirelessly working out those knots, making you feel like British royalty. But the Satisfyer Planet Wand-er isn't just about soothing those tired muscles; it's also about pampering you with some sensual delights. With 60 vibration combinations, this massager is like the world's most enthusiastic lover. It's ready to explore, experiment, and make every encounter something new and exciting. Made from high-quality, super-soft silicone, the touch of the Satisfyer Planet Wand-er is like a warm embrace on a cold night. It's like the hug you didn't know you needed until you felt it, but now you can't live without it. Now, here's a twist; the waterproof (IPX7) finish means that this massager loves water. Baths, showers, or maybe a romantic rain dance? It's ready for anything. It's the aquatic sidekick you never knew you needed, like having a dolphin as a best friend. The elegant design, with that shiny rose gold highlight on the shaft, elevates this massager from a mere tool to a piece of art. It's like the little black dress of the pleasure world, always classy, always appropriate, and always makes you feel fabulous. The 15-year guarantee shows our commitment to your long-term pleasure. That's a relationship longer than most Hollywood marriages! It's like a love letter from us to you, saying, "We're in this for the long haul." Now, you might be wondering, "Is the Satisfyer Planet Wand-er Black for me?" If you enjoy relaxation with a sprinkle of luxury, sensuality with a dash of adventure, then the answer is a clear, resonant yes. It's like a Swiss Army knife for pleasure, relaxation, and self-care all wrapped into one elegant package. Whether you're venturing into the world of self-exploration or simply looking to turn a regular bath into a luxurious spa experience, the Satisfyer Planet Wand-er Black is your go-to gadget. Its powerful yet whisper-quiet motor, waterproof capabilities, and elegant design make it the perfect companion for anyone looking to elevate their pleasure game. So why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary? The Satisfyer Planet Wand-er Black is ready to take you on a journey of pleasure, relaxation, and pure indulgence. It's like a five-star hotel, a gourmet meal, and a front-row seat at the opera all rolled into one sleek, black device. It's waiting for you, ready to whisk you away to a world where pleasure is the only currency, and satisfaction is guaranteed. All aboard, your personal pleasure planet awaits. And remember, what happens on Planet Wand-er, stays on Planet Wand-er.


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ADDITIONAL INFO

sku
EIS282
producer
Eis Inc.
categories
Non Phallic Vibrators